fit to eat: emma bovary's last supper

we rarely use acid sarcasm; it's usually the provence of barefoot or petitmendiant; however. as we search pandora for safe, healthy edibles:: we discover stuff created by an over-active imagination. madame bovary's last supper: navy orzo and blue lentils, and the ubiquitous ramen. as fresh tomatoes join the 'quazi safe' group, dusty little cans and jars rise to the occasion.