when will some of us (ME?) learn : muffins don't become pancakes! even when you fry them ASIF they were. biscuits do mimic dumplings when they are friedup in hot oil (isn't that life itself).

when will some of us (ME again?) learn: recipes are instructions. read them. follow them. it usually works out if yadooo.
when will some of us... learn: 'kissing food up 2 God' after it's dropped onto the dusty kitchen floor doesn't work. really.

amazing pepperoni pancake is edible despite it all. recipe: now whereIZZ it?